1. Holding Hands on South Beach on Memorial Day Weekend
2. Getting a ticket for peeing in Public
3. Unpolished Tattoos- See Pride in Miami, See Tookie in Atlanta, See Cartoon In LA, Or contact Swagg to get at Curly
4. When your Barber doesn’t know your name
5. Girls shaped like a toothpaste tube
6. Strip Clubs that play Rock and Roll (there will be no Booty Shaking)
7. Jacob Watch, Nobody cares Jacob is Played out
8. Reppin Your City And Nobody Knows You
9. Girls Acting Classy and Bougie and your house is Dirty, Stink Bitch
10. Having a Mohawk and balding in the middle
11. Wearing a white T twice and ironing it to make it look new
12. I know gas prices are high but Driving in a hundred thousand dollar car with the tank on E
13. Not driving your car because gas prices are high
14. Females waiting for a baler to buy a drink at the Bar
15. Going on Murray for a paternity test
16. Tattooing somebody’s name and they leave you, I used to love him
17. Getting signed to a record deal and never coming out
18. Remy ma getting a 8 year bid and T.i getting off his charges
19. Getting turned away at the club because of the dress code
20. Going to the gym and getting no results
21. Getting Friends on Myspace
22. White boys acting Black and black boys acting White, Identity problems? Check your Nose
23. Dj’s that can’t DJ and have no following
24. Taking a Shit in the club, I’ve seen it with my own eyes
25. Another Hip Hop Magazine, (Who’s the Owners? I’m going to do a credit check they used to listen to Rock and Roll)
26. Having a record deal and never releasing an album
27. Another song with Akon On the hook, enough is enough they all sound the same
28. Spending your rent money on bottles in the club, then getting an eviction notice
29. Broke Strippers, Why you still stripping?
30. Internet Nerds saying they know rappers because they are friends on Myspace.
31. Females with Stink Underarms
32. Dressing like your favorite rapper, Its not a costume
33. When your mother financially supports your Hip Hop Lifestyle
34. Luis Vuitton Scarves, It’s a Bird Gang Thing, Don’t Jack Swagg!
35. Two men on a scooter in Miami
36. Men Waiting In Line for the bathroom
37. Wanna-be’s in the Music Business
38. Is that a Bra or a Wife Beater
39. Feeling Good as a Rapper because you have a Song on the Internet
40. Spelling Swagg with one G, Its Two Gs dummy
7. Jacob Watch, Nobody cares Jacob is Played out
8. Reppin Your City And Nobody Knows You
9. Girls Acting Classy and Bougie and your house is Dirty, Stink Bitch
10. Having a Mohawk and balding in the middle
11. Wearing a white T twice and ironing it to make it look new
12. I know gas prices are high but Driving in a hundred thousand dollar car with the tank on E
13. Not driving your car because gas prices are high
14. Females waiting for a baler to buy a drink at the Bar
15. Going on Murray for a paternity test
16. Tattooing somebody’s name and they leave you, I used to love him
17. Getting signed to a record deal and never coming out
18. Remy ma getting a 8 year bid and T.i getting off his charges
19. Getting turned away at the club because of the dress code
20. Going to the gym and getting no results
21. Getting Friends on Myspace
22. White boys acting Black and black boys acting White, Identity problems? Check your Nose
23. Dj’s that can’t DJ and have no following
24. Taking a Shit in the club, I’ve seen it with my own eyes
25. Another Hip Hop Magazine, (Who’s the Owners? I’m going to do a credit check they used to listen to Rock and Roll)
26. Having a record deal and never releasing an album
27. Another song with Akon On the hook, enough is enough they all sound the same
28. Spending your rent money on bottles in the club, then getting an eviction notice
29. Broke Strippers, Why you still stripping?
30. Internet Nerds saying they know rappers because they are friends on Myspace.
31. Females with Stink Underarms
32. Dressing like your favorite rapper, Its not a costume
33. When your mother financially supports your Hip Hop Lifestyle
34. Luis Vuitton Scarves, It’s a Bird Gang Thing, Don’t Jack Swagg!
35. Two men on a scooter in Miami
36. Men Waiting In Line for the bathroom
37. Wanna-be’s in the Music Business
38. Is that a Bra or a Wife Beater
39. Feeling Good as a Rapper because you have a Song on the Internet
40. Spelling Swagg with one G, Its Two Gs dummy
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